Brettuns Village Trunks & Leather
Old Trunks, New Leather. All from Maine.
October 8, 2002
OK, after about 400 e-mails
asking questions about this latest sale, I think I’m starting to get the
picture. I’m an idiot. If you felt like telling me this, you
may take comfort in knowing that hundreds of others have already done so.
Let me clarify a few things:
1. All of this new
suede is COWHIDE suede, just like all the other suede hides we have on
the site. No pig, no deer, no buffalo, no kip, no warthog, no woodchuck,
2. They aren’t shown
on the site yet, anywhere. Trust me on this one.
3. Buy five for $100
and get one free, so this means 6 for $100. Then, if you can use
it, we throw in one purple hide for free too, so you really get 7 for $100.
Shipping is free if you live in any of the 50 states or territories of
the USA. No, Burt, British Columbia is not now, nor has it ever been,
part of the United States. You need to get out more.
Also, purple hides, sold
individually, are priced – for one week only – at $15 each, shipping included
if you’re in the USA or Puerto Rico or one of those other warm places.
4. Payment – you can
mail in your order with a check or money order; you can use PayPal to ‘firstname.lastname@example.org’;
you can use our secure credit card page:
Or you can phone your order
in – toll free – to 1-844-492-4930 and leave your order on the machine.
5. Yes, my first name
is Churchill. See my Mom in Florida if you have any further questions
on this one. I had nothing to do with it.
Feel free to pummel me if
you have more questions.
Brettuns Village Leather